The Vampire Diaries - Season 1

cybertroll · Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 7:33 pm Post subject: The Vampire Diaries - Season 1

Damn the Twilight hype... tha gemisoume me teen dark love/romantic shit, tigka sto cheddar kai ti feta....

Poli tirila o pilotos re pedi mou...

Be prepared. Einai to Twilight se TV. To kalo Vampiraki, pligwmeno kai provlimatismeno, gnwrizei ksana to double tis palias tou agapis kai exei pathei sok. Exei kai ena aderfouli kakomathimeno pou tou kanei ti zwi diskoli giati pinei aima kai skotwnei. Genika you get the picture...

Cheesy indie pop/rock mousikoula, kserete apo auta pou goustaroun poli ta 12xrona me tin poli klapsa.

Tha tou dwsw 2-3 episodia akoma mpas kai... alla pragmatika xreiastike misi wra skoupisma h othoni mou apo tin poli tirila.

A nai. Kai perpatei ti mera. Giati exei ena uber ring. Kai krataei kai hmerologio. Eksou kai o titlos.
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Minor Fascism · Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 7:42 pm Post subject:

Καταραμένοι ΕΜΟ, μολύνατε και τα vampires μου...

Δεν υπάρχει σωτηρία, μπορούμε απλά να περιμένουμε 5-6 χρόνια...
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Qya · Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 9:58 pm Post subject:

Το ειδαμε. Ναι, ανάγκασα τον Fix να υποστεί 41 απίστευτα επώδυνα (κατά κύριο λόγο για εκείνον) λεπτά.

Ναι, είναι veggie (ΕΛΕΟΣ ΠΙΑ) , ναι, περπαταει τη μέρα (ΓΙΑΤΙΙΙΙΙΙ?) , ναι, υπάρχει έρωτας με θνητή (καταντάει κουραστικό) , ναι καταπολεμά τη δίψα του όσο και αν του πασάρει η γκόμενα την πληγή (μα ποιος είσαι? Ο Cullen?) κάτω από τη μύτη του, ναι φυσικά θα πρέπει να παλέψει με τον Damien (τον κακό ντε- φαίνεται και από το όνομα) απ'ότι πολύ καλά καταλάβαμε, ναι, ναι, ναι, μπλα μπλα μπλα..
Θα δώσω κι εγώ μια ευκαιρία 4-5 επεισοδίων ακόμα, ίσως αν είμαι στις καλές μου να δω ολόκληρη season (μην ξεχνάμε ότι μπορεί να φτιάξει πολύ αργότερα και να κανει κάτι επεισοδιακά σουπερ ντουπερ γουαου- μην ειμαστε και προκατειλημενοι) αλλά μετά λύπης μου δηλώνω ότι, ο πιλότος ήταν κακός. Πολύ κακός. Ίδωμεν
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fixxxer667 · Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 10:04 pm Post subject:

O pilotos, opws sxoliasame kai me thn qya aythormhta molis teleiwse, htan "AAWWWWWWWW".

So yeah, gia mena, fuck it. Nai, exei vampires. Alla an h antidrash sou se otidhpote me vampires einai "awwwwwwww.", tote kati paei tragika strava.

Eipame, me to New Moon 8a vgalei kai ntokimanter gia thn polh tou Twilight h Summit, armegontas to 8ema oso paei.

Otan vlepeis oti to vampire diaries *gamh8hke* apo akroamatikothtes omws, eidika se teen viewers, logiko einai.

Seriously, mou 8ymizei karga to EP tou South Park me tous goths pou 8elan na ksemperdepsoun me to "vampires" fad kai kaigan ena Hot Topic sto telos. A re Parker, Stone, poso mprosta eiste?
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cybertroll · Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 11:01 pm Post subject:

Kai enw emeis to thavoume ta cheddar-emo-teens xtipane kokkino kai anevazoun ta ratings panw kai apo tin premiera tou 90210 (to kainourgio oxi to palio)....

http://www.tv.com/story/17969.html

Vampire Diaries Breaks CW Records
By Tim Surette
Bloodsucking high-school drama is most-watched premiere for CW ever; will good start continue?

Sure the CW hasn't been around that long, but anytime a show can be hailed as "the most-watched program" on a network EVER, it's newsworthy. But when that show happens to be about vampires and takes place during the height of their popularity, it isn't exactly surprising.

Curiosity gave The Vampire Diaries The CW's biggest series premiere "EVER" (CW PR hammers the idea home with some good old caps lock), with 4.8 million viewers tuning in to see if Diaries is a small-screen version of super phenomenon Twilight. The numbers beat the previous record holder, last year's debut of 90210.

Most networks have yet to unleash their season premieres, and Vampire Diaries took advantage, placing second in the night in target demos behind the season opener for the NFL. Wait, a CW show placed second!? Yep, second overall... at least in women 18-34 and adults 18-34.

The question now is can The CW hold that audience next week? History suggests that it won't, but vampire fare isn't exactly subject to mortal rules. Take True Blood for example, that show has gained viewers like gangbusters since its start. Is that a sign of vampire shows or a sign of a quality word-of-mouth show? We're predicting the latter, and think Vampire Diaries will see a drop-off next week when it faces real competition.

And for those keeping score at home, The Vampire Diaries' success didn't help the fifth-season premiere of Supernatural (recap here), which drew 3.4 million viewers--slightly down from last year.
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Oti lete kai akoma perissotera.

Tin paraskevi eixa ena fovero kefi apo to prwi. Sti douleia akouga Steven Aoki kai ekana party stin karekla mou. Sto spiti meta eixa valei progressive kai Eminem sti tsita kai xoreva, proetoimazomenos gia to party pou tha pigaina to vrady.

Kai eipa na katsw na dw kai ton piloto...

MOU ROUFIKSE TIN XARA

Ah, Mel, you're wrong. Goth was pathetic too Wink

You just can't see it.
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Xavier · Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 12:20 am Post subject:

ναι ρε θαν, αλλα ειχε και μουσικαρες...
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Xavier · Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 12:38 am Post subject:

βασικα για το σχολιο σου για το γκοθ ελεγα...με τη σειρα φοβηθηκα να ασχοληθω...
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we have nothing in common
See you round
Ta-ta
Slink back to your abomin-
able lover, Zsa Zsa,
before I blow your cover,
tra-la-la"

http://www.synart.gr/

Minor Fascism · Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 1:32 am Post subject:

Nomizw pws to emo-vampire thingie ginetai ligo ligo o Coehlo twn 00s (basika twn 10s gia na eimai akribhs) gia ta 15xrona kai fobamai pws prepei na arxisw thn ekstrateia enantia sto KAKO....

Tipota, giati ksafnika to teenage angst egine toso arrhkta demeno me ta vampire novels kai flicks enas 8eos to kserei. De kathgorw thn Anne Rice, auth apla gemise pousthdes to goth mou. Alla 2 xronia meta to "8elw na parw ena gamhmeno ropalo tou baseball na spaw krania sto syntagma" exw paidakia sto tram roufhgmena sto twilight...

stamataw to rank, den exei nohma. ta skoupidia fainontai apo makria allwste...
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once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!".....

quoth the server, 404.

My common sense is tingling...

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Parasight · Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 7:50 am Post subject:

Kai mia pou piasate auth thn koubenta (den 3erw an ta exete 3anadei, alla petuxainoun kentro polla apo auta):

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Ναι, μου τα είχε δείξει αυτά... ο Minor Fascisn, αν θυμάμαι καλά. Και, όπως του είχα απαντήσει και τότε, θεωρώ ότι ήμουν τότε ένα μείγμα Trad Goth - Perky Goth - Victorian Goth. Και θα έπρεπε να φτιάξουν και τον Punk Goth, ο οποίος αναγνωρίζει ως πηγή του Goth την Punk ('παίρνουμε κιθάρες και τέτοια χωρίς να ξέρουμε να παίζουμε καλά κι ούτε να μας νοιάζει ιδιαίτερα, και κάνουμε σαματά, γιατί ο απώτερος σκοπός μας είναι να περάσουμε καλά εμείς'), και από 'κει ήμουν λιγάκι έτσι. Γιατί τότε ήταν έντονο φαινόμενο να καταλήγεις στη Goth φάση είτε από metal, είτε από punk. Κι όλοι ξέρουμε από πού βρέθηκα εγώ εκεί.
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The_Highlander · Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 7:24 pm Post subject:

cybertroll · Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 1:30 am Post subject:

1.03 (nai to vlepw akoma).

Twra tha mou peite giati to vlepeis afou se xalaei? Ti na pw, exete dikio. Einai stigmes pou anarwtiemai pragmatika giati ksodeuw xrono gia na vlepw mia toso kakogyrismeni seira me emo vampires, xazokoritsakia pou epeidi pethane h mama kai o mpampas den mporoun pia na einai cheerleaders (ta alla provlimata ta exei lysei giati exei ksana gkomeno) kai usual american teen stuff me bullies, footballers ktl.

Exei tin plaka tou merikes fores me to poso geloio kai tragiko einai. Isws telika apla thelw na dw poso xamila tha paei.

Ypothetw oti kapoia stigmi apla tha stamatisw na to vlepw.
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cybertroll · Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 10:52 pm Post subject:

1.04 - 1.05

Ela ela min kriveste. Afou kai eseis to vlepete Razz

Vasika siga siga kati ginetai. An ekseresoume tis poly emo stigmes, h seira exei kati psila na prosferei. Den feugei apo ta cliche (Eimai Vampire alla den pinw aima), exei ekei kai mia witch pou vazei fwties (gia na min exei mono Vampires kai mas katsei sto stomaxi) alla den einai kai gia petama.

To kalo einai pws den peftei sti loumpa tou aiwniou mystiriou. Idi apo to 5o episodio h mikri myristike pws o gkomenos tis den tis ta leei kala kai tou skaei kai to erwtima sto telos (afinontas mas se cliffhanger gia tin apantisi). Syn tou oti yparxei kai mia uber mistiki organwsi ekei sto xwrio pou kserei kai myrizetai pws gyrisan pali ta kala pedia stin poli.

Gia tin wra kerdise elafros to endiaferon mou kai einai sto weekly rotation mou. A kai o Damon einai klise kakos alla logo tis eleipsis pou yparxei lately se klise kakous mou aresei Smile

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Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses and all the king's men
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Xavier · Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 11:11 pm Post subject:

not
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Xavier says, "Ha ha ha,
we have nothing in common
See you round
Ta-ta
Slink back to your abomin-
able lover, Zsa Zsa,
before I blow your cover,
tra-la-la"

http://www.synart.gr/

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cybertroll · Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 7:35 pm Post subject:

Kala otan apodeixthi h pio theiki seira olwn twn epoxwn egw tha gelaw Razz

(leme twra)
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Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again.
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